dog jokes from The Friday Funnies

The Friday Funnies come into my mailbox each week and always make me feel good, so I'd like to share a couple of dog-related ones.

A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street.The poodle turned to the collie and complained, '“My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I'’m as nervous as a cat.”'

'“Why don'’t you go see a psychiatrist?'” asked the collie.

'“I can'’t,'” replied the poodle. '“I'’m not allowed on the couch.'”

And this one rings true to me:

"Some days you are the dog ...Some you are the tree."

And, just to put into perspective That Other Species That Sometimes Lives in Our Houses:

"Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you forty percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat could care less either way, really."