An on-lead walk with Penny is a slow walk. An off-lead one is fast. You may ask why. Well, it's because she has to read each p-mail in our locality before we can move on, and if I'm attached to her by a lead, I have to wait around while she scans each telephone pole, fire hydrant, bush, grass clump or stone for a potential message.
Oh, did I mention that she also has to balance on three legs while she leaves her own comments on the state of the world? That takes time also.
So I laughed out loud when I read yesterday's
Cartoon By Sheila. (Sheila has kindly given me permission to reproduce it here. Thanks, Sheila.)

(And I love the sign in the background of the cartoon.)
Sheila has set herself the challenge of posting 365 cartoons in 2010, so you might like to pop over there and see how she's going.