A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street.The poodle turned to the collie and complained, 'My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I'm as nervous as a cat.'
'Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?' asked the collie.
'I can't,' replied the poodle. 'I'm not allowed on the couch.'
And this one rings true to me:
"Some days you are the dog ...Some you are the tree."
And, just to put into perspective That Other Species That Sometimes Lives in Our Houses:
"Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you forty percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat could care less either way, really."