Friday, 5 June 2009

dog jokes from The Friday Funnies

The Friday Funnies come into my mailbox each week and always make me feel good, so I'd like to share a couple of dog-related ones.
A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street.The poodle turned to the collie and complained, '“My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I'’m as nervous as a cat.”'

'“Why don'’t you go see a psychiatrist?'” asked the collie.

'“I can'’t,'” replied the poodle. '“I'’m not allowed on the couch.'”


And this one rings true to me:
"Some days you are the dog ...Some you are the tree."


And, just to put into perspective That Other Species That Sometimes Lives in Our Houses:
"Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you forty percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat could care less either way, really."

10 comments:

Maggie and Mitch said...

Thank you for the link! Anything to make mom laugh and smile, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

umekotyan said...

Good evening.
Free time from Saturday evening.
It is a visit from Japan in the country of the cartoon.
Laughing is very important.
It is good also for the stress reduction.
The weekend laughingly. :D

from loved ume tyan

parlance said...

Maggie and Mitch, and Ume, the world is a better place when we all laugh together, I reckon.

happy said...

LOL! Thanks for the laughs!

parlance said...

You're welcome, Lucky.

Life With Dogs said...

Why do I feel like most days I am the tree?

parlance said...

Well, I guess if you were a citrus tree, Lifewithdogs, you'd grow well...

Johann The Dog said...

Woo hoo!!! Loved that first joke, too funny! Thanks for lightening up our day :) Woofs, Johann

parlance said...

Johann, I love that first one, also!

parlance said...

Johann, I love that first one, also!